Monday, 26 November 2012

That Feeling Called Love

Everyone has had that feeling. The first time you see someone and go "Wow. She/He is the one". Yeah. Truth is, the person in question probably doesn't know you. So before you get all creepy and shit, here is how you handle love.

Step 1: Make sure that you look half-decent. It's no use attempting to impress your crush with scruffy clothes and hair

Step 2: Introduce yourself. Be polite and tell the person in question who you are. And if they only kind of know you, introduce yourself properly.

Step 3: Have a friendly conversation. Don't be shy, be outgoing. Talk about hobbies, career choices or whatever the fuck you want. Just make it interesting.

Step 4: Share contact details. It's no use talking to them if you won't ever contact them again. Get their email, their mobile number or even their address.

That is how you can deal with your love. And if you're going "But he didn't tell us how to tell them I like them". I didn't do this because it varies dramatically from person to person. One pair might instantly have a connection, whereas another may be more guarded. Also, it's you telling them. I'm not gonna give you a fucking script. Now get out there and start getting those numbers.

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